As you know, every year I donate to kids. This year, I wanted to help a different group of kids with toys and games. They are a bit older but they need Christmas presents too right? Not being one for long boring speeches (thank goodness), here are the pictures. On a side note, they made […]

Merry Christmas Mad Minions! As some of you might remember,  I have come to China to begin my plans for Global Domination. Each year that I have been here, I have helped out with an organization called ‘Alenah’s Hope (www.childrenshope.net) introduced to me by a great friend named Jacken, who take care of children who […]

After a zillion, billion, million years, two months, nine and a half weeks, four days, twenty six hours, eight minutes and .0003 seconds. I have found out how to dance around the Great Firewall of China (as I just said right above here in the title of the article. No really. Its right up there. […]