2019 wishes.

Happy New Year Mad Minions…
 
I hope this 2019 you are not attacked by…
Giant Bees
Giant Snakes
Giant Ants
Giant Shrews
Giant Scorpions with a hangnail
Giant Locusts
Giant Crocodiles
Giant Ticks
Giant Octopuseses
Giant Birds
Giant Spiders
Giant Rabbits
Giant Lizards
Giant Scorpions withOUT a hangnail
Giant Pigs
Giant Leeches
Giant Sharks
Giant Aliens
Giant Monkeys
Giant Giants
 

Or Steve. You always need to keep your eye on Steve.

Stay Mad

Be Good

Xīn Nián Kuài Lè 新年快乐 2018 MY MINIONS!

As the year of the Rooster heads to the KFC, the Year of the Dog is about to begin (no they do not actually eat dogs in China).

The company I work for has their big holiday party! Where they give you lots of food, and tell you how great the company is doing and they make you watch hours of acts (The entire event takes about eight hours. Yeah, eight… ending at about eleven in the evening), some of them are really good, some of them are really lady-filled.  Make of that what you will (Mad Overlords kick that whole Political Correctness thing in the head. If you want to be a REAL Mad Overlord, you should as well). One of the acts made me swear and question my will to live.. so I guessed it was an attempt by the forces of Good to break this Mad Overlord’s will… BUT NO SUCH LUCK HAHAHA!!!

There are 15 parts of this…. I included all of the footage I shot… some of it might be boring, but I left it in since some folks have asked me many questions about what life is like here. Leaving in the stuff in Chinese is the best way to show this.

PLEASE DO NOT WATCH IF YOU HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOR.
If you take things too serious, are offended by women dancing around in tiny clothes… or me making fun of people who really cannot sing. Then click elsewhere.

So without further furtherness, On with the show!

Part one: Outside the building. Wondering about our seating arrangements.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Part Two:  Inside the building. Wondering about our seating arrangements.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Part Three:  Where the heck are the seats!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Part Four: SEATS!!?! Where are you?!

 

 

 

*In best Chuck Barris voice*
Don’t go away,  we’ll be back with more stuff!