Christmas 2019 (yeah, I am late.)

As you know, every year I donate to kids. This year, I wanted to help a different group of kids with toys and games. They are a bit older but they need Christmas presents too right? Not being one for long boring speeches (thank goodness), here are the pictures. On a side note, they made […]

Meeeeery (Mad) Christmas! 2018 edition.

Merry Christmas Mad Minions! As some of you might remember,  I have come to China to begin my plans for Global Domination. Each year that I have been here, I have helped out with an organization called ‘Alenah’s Hope (www.childrenshope.net) introduced to me by a great friend named Jacken, who take care of children who […]

Why am I mad? China.

Hey hey Mad Minions, Some days I really like living in China. But Damn, one thing about about Chinese people (mostly Chinese men for some reason) that drives me crazy is they always think they know what is better for you than yourself… without even knowing what is going on in your life. Many things […]

Minimally Invasive!

Hey Mad Minions! Yeah, yeah, I know minimally invasive surgery is a real thing… but think about the phrase minimally invasive EYE REMOVAL. For some reason, I find this hilarious. When I remove people’s eyeballs for my evil experiments, they find it HIGHLY invasive. If they survive.     After some Chinglish, I wanted to […]

Its About Time! *angry face*

The plan was to have this done back in April and have the sequel to Castle of Blackwood Moors done by now… but China.   What do I mean? Well, the CCP in all their wisdom, decided that only 100 games will be available to the Chinese public PER YEAR! With well over 200 Chinese […]

GaryCon 10 has been over for a while… but I am finally getting around to my posts now. APRIL FOOLS!!!!! Here is are pictures of one of the strange oddities of China..

In the USA, there is always a line of women outside of the restroom… and no line out side the men’s room…. In China, there is always a line outside the men’s room. Because men usually smoke, talk on the phone, play video games….  what ever while doing their business. These picture were taken on […]

The SK-K-K took my bay-bay away.

Hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooody doo! Mad Minions! Recently I had to take a trip to South Korea to reset my Visa (long story.. I will relay it here some day, just not today – I am just happy to finally get these videos up).  Wish I could have stayed longer, since it was a lot of fun. Met […]