Why do you build me up (build me up) buttercup, baby Just to let me down (let me down) and mess me around. And then worst of all (worst of all) we build a suburb of GRIM FUTURE!!!! (guitar solo).

Haaaaaaappy Frigga’s day fun friends of friendly funniness (is that a word?). Anywho, just over two weeks to go until GDC (gdconf.com) and I am working my little tailbone off to have cool stuff to show. Whether I am showing off my mad writing, design or level building skills… your friend and mine, me, is talented at many different things and hopes to impress a lot of folks at the conference this year. So lets do this!

Today we are going to keep looking at the game Matt Ciarlante and I are working on (back off ladies, Matt is engaged and I am just Gonzo levels of weird). There is a suburb of Blac Arth (the name of the town), that was walled off and used for growing crops for the settlement, but something happened (it always happens that way doesn’t it… you are just hanging out, trying to survive and BIPPITY BAM! Something horrible happens. Luckily there is always a protagonist right around the corner to help you out. Those protagonists have great timing like that).

Oh, so what happened in the suburb where they grew crops, you ask? Well that would be telling now wouldn’t it? It would ruin the surprise. Like saying Rosebud is the sled. Vader is Luke’s father. Jersey Shore was cancelled in 2012 and no one really noticed. Spoiler stuff like that.

MAYBE.

MMMMMAYBE, if you guys are really good. I mean, like call your mom levels of good (or visit her grave, its the right thing to do), I will reveal some fun details about the game in the near future. Until then, a few more pre-pre-pre alpha screen shots will tie you over for a while I hope.